Famous Kevin quotes on cycling

"I'm not sure about this part.  The roads weren't on the map so I used satellite images to map it.  It's a border crossing."(Border between Poland and Czech Republic.)  

 

"We've done 800 feet in 8 miles.  Now this is where we start climbing." 

"Tomorrow I think we might need to dial down. " 

"We can either take the busy road with trucks for ten miles, or the back roads and climb 900 feet." 

I really thought this ride was going to be flat and smooth.